If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to get into Eton. Sebastian Horsley etonlowlypeople Change image and share on social
Think of how many boring, blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretion of me. Sebastian Horsley blamelessblazebore Change image and share on social
I am half-Byronic, half-moronic; part-shaman, part-showman. Sebastian Horsley byronichalfmoronic Change image and share on social
The universe is neither friendly nor hostile. It is merely indifferent. This makes me ecstatic. Sebastian Horsley ecstaticfriendlyhostile Change image and share on social
The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic. Sebastian Horsley compassionphotogenicproblem Change image and share on social
If I want to dislike women, I should be allowed to. As it happens, I love them. Women to me are privately worshipped and publicly disdained. Sebastian Horsley allowdisdaindislike Change image and share on social
People who have a reputation for being evil are usually good. Sebastian Horsley evilgoodpeople Change image and share on social
My theory is that the way you cope with the depths will ascertain the heights that you reach - they are intimately connected - and if you have a lust for life, you are also going to have a lust for death. Sebastian Horsley ascertainconnectcope share on social
A woman is supposed to have curves like an old Bentley, not like some old bike. Sebastian Horsley bentleybikecurve Change image and share on social
Dandyism is a lie which reveals the truth, and the truth is that we are what we pretend to be. Sebastian Horsley dandyismliepretend Change image and share on social